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« on: August 02, 2009, 04:38:15 PM »

They are insane.  Thought I had found a non-crazy chick, but no.  F.  Drunk as a frog in a wine barrel now
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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2009, 04:39:42 PM »

post nudes or it never happened.
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2009, 04:43:28 PM »

post nudes or it never happened.

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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2009, 04:51:32 PM »

post nudes or it never happened.

I wish I goddamn could.  Remind me to never try to take shit slowly ever goddamn again.  And never, ever, think a bitch is not crazy and insane as fuck.  And Sam Adams is godly
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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2009, 04:56:37 PM »


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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2009, 05:01:25 PM »

You know the story of today.  Bastard.  I wish I had nudes of this one.
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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2009, 05:08:44 PM »

baby -

baby you da best

best i eva had
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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2009, 08:39:36 PM »

What is the story?
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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2009, 10:24:29 PM »

Lol I had the same shit happen to me last week. Tried to take it slow cause I liked her. Dvst8r taught me that if you like a girl you just put your dick in her no matter what.
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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2009, 10:52:31 PM »

lets hear the story hank.
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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2009, 11:01:27 PM »

chicks are for fags
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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2009, 11:13:11 PM »

lets hear the story hank.
He was trying to take it slow, she got drunk and fucked 10 dudes and now he makes this thread. Pretty sure thats the story anyhow  Mexi Nugget
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« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2009, 11:17:20 PM »

lets hear the story hank.
He was trying to take it slow, she got drunk and fucked 10 NIGGER dudes and SUCKED THEIR BALLS now he makes this thread. Pretty sure thats the story anyhow  Mexi Nugget
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« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2009, 11:24:50 PM »

yep
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« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2009, 01:07:10 AM »

In retrospect, fuck the story.  Just post the nudes.
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« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2009, 04:33:05 AM »

In retrospect, fuck the story.  Just post the nudes.

he would, but like always, will fail to deliver them
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« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2009, 07:06:14 AM »

I posted many noods up on ohmt.  No chance at these, though the bitch does still want to go to VA beach this weekend, but I don't want to put up with her shit if she's gonna flip out again.  I'll post the story today
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« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2009, 08:35:42 AM »

Lol I had the same shit happen to me last week. Tried to take it slow cause I liked her. Dvst8r taught me that if you like a girl you just put your dick in her no matter what.


honestly bnorth. Take it from me. Just treat the girl like shit, bang lots of girls at the same time. Realize after she sticks around for a bit that she is a keeper & needs to be treated with more respect. Treat that woman with respect and she takes care of you.


When it comes down to it, just stick it in her right away and then have her make you breakfast in the morning. If that breakfast is good, shes prob done this before and then after breakfast it doesn't seem unreasonable and not out of the question to put it in her butt.



perhaps? or maybe thats just non-sense and i got lucky
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« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2009, 09:43:46 AM »

Lol I had the same shit happen to me last week. Tried to take it slow cause I liked her. Dvst8r taught me that if you like a girl you just put your dick in her no matter what.


honestly bnorth. Take it from me. Just treat the girl like shit, bang lots of girls at the same time. Realize after she sticks around for a bit that she is a keeper & needs to be treated with more respect. Treat that woman with respect and she takes care of you.


When it comes down to it, just stick it in her right away and then have her make you breakfast in the morning. If that breakfast is good, shes prob done this before and then after breakfast it doesn't seem unreasonable and not out of the question to put it in her butt.



perhaps? or maybe thats just non-sense and i got lucky
Lol well I was fucking 3 other girls at the time but i treated her nice off the bat, my bad.
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« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2009, 09:56:03 AM »

Levi thats thefirtst shit ive ever heard out of you that i must give you kudos on.  bravo... lol






Ya im going through some shit... Thats what I get for dating a 21 year old being an old fart.....  Its easy to tell people "fuck her".... Its harder to follow your own advice when you find yourself in a position actually likeing one that has admirable qualities (besides taking itr deep) and she tweaks out in some manner, but hey... They bleed out of a hole 1 week a month....  got to give them that.

Fuck.

Hope mine gets her mind right soon,m i actually miss her.  whod have thunk it.
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« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2009, 10:25:30 AM »

You're a fat emo faggot.
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« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2009, 12:26:19 PM »

A cold heart and an evil mind will get you farther than compassion and respect.
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« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2009, 12:35:57 PM »

Simple be crazier than them. Fear gets you respect.
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« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2009, 12:40:04 PM »

Simple be crazier than them. Fear gets you respect.

Plus fucking one, flip out sometimes, out of nowhere, make them flinch and be scared.  then, wh ile they sleep, urinate on their faces, oh yea, whose the boss, me, i am.
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« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2009, 12:45:38 PM »

Simple be crazier than them. Fear gets you respect.

"Women don't respect passive pussy men; they want their lovers to be killers. You should give them what they want."
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« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2009, 04:14:00 PM »

On a side note of inspiring thought for me. Bridgett is pregnant and not by me. She is now going to baby momma number three. True story if I talk to you often
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« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2009, 04:18:33 PM »

hnnnnngh motherfuckers i go t this trip on lockdown
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« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2009, 04:27:52 PM »

You're a fat emo faggot.

you have no idea
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« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2009, 04:52:00 PM »

You're a fat emo faggot.

you have no idea

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« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2009, 08:24:01 PM »

friends going threw something worse right now pretty funny from my angle but from his side its totall failure. longest "relationship" i had is 2 months. about all i can take. rather spend my money on cars and guns. on that note i went to a gun show this last weekend and got myself a nice s&w 44 magnum with a 8 and 1/4 inch barrel. pretty much broke till friday. i also got 2 sweet knives and some ammo and a cool hat. saving up for the local gun show in september. i think im addicted to gun shows. lots of cool and cheap shit to find.
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