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2012 noob of the YEAR!!! ***NSFW***
« on: January 04, 2012, 09:27:38 AM »

Hello RHMT, I am a long time lurker. I like fast cars, especially ones with turbo's attached to them. I like my cars fast, cheap, and reliable. Now that I have bored you with a dissertation about myself, here is some porn  :mexi:


















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« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2012, 09:39:43 AM »

Good Start, did you say something about yourself?

Didn't read, to busy looking at he girls, nice mix of redheads in there.  :noel:

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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2012, 10:26:21 AM »

Solid first post. He got it right first try, why is it do hard for most others to get it right?
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 fucking box started smoking and i saw a flame start up so i grabbed a bucket of water and splashed it on the breaker box.

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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2012, 10:33:03 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2012, 11:19:59 AM »

The 2nd pic made me giggle. So far so good, but any info/pics on a car project?
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« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2012, 06:47:16 PM »

IM THE FUCKING NOOB FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!! but good start!
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Re: Noob post!!!!!!!!!***NSFW***
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2012, 08:35:54 PM »

Well, you are certainly off to a good start.

Now...

FUCK YOU!

 :noel:

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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2012, 10:57:52 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2012, 10:59:31 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2012, 11:22:02 PM »

Sorry about the resizing but it was the only way I could post them up. If you want full size pics of a certain picture I can oblige. Strategically placed in the middle of the sea of soul lacking whores is a dyno graph and dyno vid. Specs on the car:

D16Z6
Stock bottom end (240,000 miles)
Arp head studs
Ebay turbo kit (bought used off of someone who needed to pay their rent  :Jew:)
4 bar omni power ($20 off same guy lacking rent money)
DSM 450
Walboro 255
cheapest ebay exhaust I could find
used ACT pressure plate with a parts pile clutch that looked ok (Now slipping after close to 3 years)

runs off of surplus military grade oil (15w 45) which I have a stock of for free :D
I tuned it on crome gold

Spikes 14 psi and level at around 10. Ebay wastegate is preventing better control but it works ok for now until I try to S bend a rod

Turbo is a T3 45 trim (think small turbo, not a hybrid)

Really nothing special in the turbo Honda realm. Just something cobbled together on a budget.

Car has been flogged daily for almost 3 years now. The clutch is slipping now so, to prevent full clutch failure it is only flogged at 66% throttle. Car is my brothers which we built together. I have a turbo civic and a few DSMs but no pics at the moment. I might do a build thread on another project car I have in the mix. Just need to get everything together. Glad to be on RHMT!

Last but not least:

FUCK YOU!!





 
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« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2012, 11:48:11 PM »

Lots of puss and a boosted d. The only way I could see this being a better noob thread, is if your located in Florida. That way you can meet up with catsfaggot and show him that d series + 10 lbs = turn ya out.
+1  :noel:

Also if ya could kick catsfagotry in nuts that also be bonus.  :noel:

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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2012, 12:01:41 AM »

Lots of puss and a boosted d. The only way I could see this being a better noob thread, is if your located in Florida. That way you can meet up with catsfaggot and show him that d series + 10 lbs = turn ya out.

Unfortunately I live in North Carolina  :-[
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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2012, 12:05:34 AM »

Lots of puss and a boosted d. The only way I could see this being a better noob thread, is if your located in Florida. That way you can meet up with catsfaggot and show him that d series + 10 lbs = turn ya out.

Unfortunately I live in North Carolina  :-[

Sweet when he goes up there for next Beast Coast RHMT meet in Ashville, NC you can kick him in the nutz.  :noel:

And I'll race him with my car and make him cry.  :evil:

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Re: Noob post!!!!!!!!!***NSFW***
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2012, 01:16:59 AM »

This guy is a complete faggot, do not let the porn fool you.



Now post up your other cars!

And more porn!
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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2012, 02:01:43 PM »

WELL DONE!!!!!!

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My build thread; http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=2444.0


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Re: 2012 noob of the YEAR!!! ***NSFW***
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2012, 11:04:59 AM »

DO WORK!
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My build thread; http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=2444.0


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« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2012, 01:00:23 PM »

it is only flogged at 66% throttle.



Last but not least:

FUCK YOU!!

And thus, a new Hotrex is born.
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Re: 2012 noob of the YEAR!!! ***NSFW***
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2012, 01:44:48 AM »

Ok so I figured I would throw up some more pics of projects I am working on. First is a buddies H22 spacer thing he wanted ported out. I am no machinist, but it worked out well. Second is the home made engine dyno we are finally putting the last touches on. Enjoy.






Here I check the run out and it is all fucked up. I got it square I guess.



Cutting all the shit out





Finished with cutting



Cut the nipples down on the sides




Tapped the holes for 1/8 NPT plug or dildo. Whatever the owner wants to put in there.




Here is the home made engine dyno for our FSAE team I have been working on








I did all the electrical and made the monitor stand.

Nothing real special here but definitely home made. Thanks for looking.
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Re: 2012 noob of the YEAR!!! ***NSFW***
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2012, 01:59:40 AM »

Oh and I forgot to add something. FUCK LAND AND SEA DYNO!!!

Yes that is right. From my experience with them, they are insipid twatwaffles that will only help you if you pay. My team inherited the dyno from another failing team and put it together. I call land and sea for help with their system and they refused to help out. They told me to read the help files and whatnot. I read the fucking help files you ass holes!! They said they would not support their older software and we had to shell out for their new software to get help. There is a definite issue that is slightly above my understanding of their cluster fuck software I could not reason my way around. So moral of the story is that we had to pay an ADDITIONAL $400 for their NEW FUCKING SOFTWARE just so they can do their job to support us. Way to fuck over a school and our racing budget. I get so fucking tired of people not wanting to attempt to do their jobs because it is easier to sit behind their desks and whack off to underage boy porn.

Now this was my experience with two of the people that I spoke with at the company so I could be making a broad statement. I await to be proved wrong. I do know that now that we had to pay the money for their new SUPER DYNO DELUXE software, I expect to be spoonfed the rest of the information I need. I will now no longer read the fucking book or a help file.

Sorry about the rant, just wanted to get my experience across in case any one was considering land and nuts for any of their dyno needs.

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Re: 2012 noob of the YEAR!!! ***NSFW***
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2012, 09:32:21 AM »

I have to agree with them. If they don't support the old ass software you use then they don't have to provide support.

If you own a Ford 1932 car and they stop producing the parts years ago, are you going to say that they are full of shit because they don't give you the help to fix it?


Btw you are probably in a engineering school, why don't you ask some other kids like you to make the software you're looking for?

I'm sure there's plenty of software/computer engineering guys that would like to make your software for free. Think out the box damn it.

I'm just saying.
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« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2012, 04:20:06 PM »

I have to agree with them. If they don't support the old ass software you use then they don't have to provide support.

If you own a Ford 1932 car and they stop producing the parts years ago, are you going to say that they are full of shit because they don't give you the help to fix it?


Btw you are probably in a engineering school, why don't you ask some other kids like you to make the software you're looking for?

I'm sure there's plenty of software/computer engineering guys that would like to make your software for free. Think out the box damn it.

I'm just saying.

The software was bought in 2009 and the new software was put out in 2010. So every few years you deserve no support from the supplier and have to buy the upgrade? That is unacceptable. I am not asking them to support something that is 2 decades old. They should be proud of the product they make and support it as so. Windows XP is on service pack 3 now. I am just saying.

I am in engineering school and could sit down and build software but why should I have to make something that has already been paid for. I could also build my own brake pads, but why would I want to do that? Thinking outside of the box is fine and dandy for some things, but right now all the time I have is the easy button. Support your shit or let it be known at the time of sale that it comes with very limited support. When this package was first bought, the salesman guaranteed that they would help with the initial install. About as worse as a used car salesman I guess.       
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